It's hot enough to:
Fry an egg on the sidewalk.
Dream of snow, snow, snow!
Drink water, drink more water, and drink even MORE water!
Hope that the Red Sox win the World Series again this year so that it’ll be a cold day in hell again.
Hope that Superman turns his cold breath on me.
Wish that Captain Cold and Mr. Freeze would team up and freeze my city.
Receive a patented Bat-glare that guarantees to chill my blood!
See Dick in the shower (oops, that would make my HOT, not cold!).
Say, ah, hell, I still wanna see a naked Dick, especially that perfect backside! ;)
Move to the North Pole and take a job at Santa’s toy factory and attend elf practice (unlike Hermie, I like to make toys!).